Archive for December, 2009

Daily LaParable, New Year’s Eve 2009

Word of the Day

MALADROIT

Definition: clumsy, tactless

Example: The young girl was completely maladroit, unlike her gymnast sister.

Synonyms: inept, gauche

This Day in History

December 31, 1687   The first Huguenots set sail from France for the Cape of Good Hope, where they would later create the South African wine industry with the vines they took with them on the voyage.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

Daily LaParable

We cannot hold a torch to light another person’s path without brightening our own.

– Ben Sweetland

Daily LaParable, December 30, 2009

Word of the Day

UNCTUOUS

Definition: greasy, oily; smug and falsely earnest

Example: The UNCTUOUS salesman showered the rich customers with exaggerated compliments.

Synonyms: fulsome, smarmy

This Day in History

December 30, 1953   The first color TV sets went on sale for about $1,175.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

Daily LaParable

What inspires me challenges me.

Daily LaParable, December 29, 2009

Word of the Day

ominous

DEFINITION: being or exhibiting an omen; portentous;  foreshadowing evil

EXAMPLE: Our fears about the picnic being cancelled were heightened by the sight of dark, ominous clouds appearing over the horizon.

SYNONYM: foreboding; inauspicious

This Day in History

December 29, 1851   The first Young Men’s Christian Association (YMCA) opened in Boston.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

Daily LaParable

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

– Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Coach Up Speaks Up, December 28, 2009

Front-end alignment: are you going where you’re steering;

or are you steering where you don’t want to go?

I recently brought my car in for an alignment. Alignments are important because they help to keep your vehicle going where you steer it. Proper alignment also allows the tires to wear evenly, which helps traction, braking, and overall tire life/safety. Correctly aligned cars protect the ball joints, which insure that the steering and suspension work properly. All of this keeps the car, and you, “on track.”

It occurred to me that some businesses get out of alignment and off track. Then they suffer a decline in performance (productivity, efficiency, sales, service, customer/client acquisition). So it is as necessary to get a front-end alignment for your business as it is for your car.

A natural question to ask at this point is, “What is business alignment?” Let’s examine it.

Connecting the dots

Connecting the dots has become a common metaphor for finding logical functional linkages within a business organization. Alignment is about identifying the dots and defining how they relate to one another. Some of the big and important dots are Mission, Purpose, Marketing, Sales, and Profit. Expressed another way, these Big 5 can be identified as Values (Mission/Purpose/Profit); Beliefs (Marketing); and Actions (Sales). To be in proper alignment, a company’s Values, Beliefs, and Actions must be consistent with each other, reflect each other, and harmonize with each other.

Some simple examples

Companies spend a lot of time and money to develop and promote a slogan. So let’s take a well known slogan and use it as an exemplar of alignment.  “Have it your way at Burger King.” This slogan has at least two motivations: 1) to position Burger King against MacDonald’s, where you pretty much take the sandwich the way MacD’s makes it; and 2), it signifies a company cultural belief that customer choice is important.

Now, what if you walked into a BK and ordered something your way, and the server rolled his/her eyes and announced that you couldn’t have the sandwich that way? You would feel disappointed, offended and hoodwinked because the pronounced corporate value was not lived out in the actions/behavior of the server. In this hypothetical, Burger King could lose the sale and would probably lose a customer.

3M Corporation of Minnesota has long enjoyed a reputation as a company that delivers “Innovative Technology for a changing world” (their tagline). 3M’s culture encourages experimentation and “fast failure” (try things, if they fail, decide that quickly , and move on). Suppose you’re a 3M chemist, and your performance reviews are suffering because you spend a lot of lab time “tinkering” with things that do not consistently turn in to products. Would you be feeling a misalignment between the on-paper value of experimentation and your written performance review? Probably so. The walk doesn’t match the talk.

A practical and personal application

You get the point. As the fourth quarter winds down, many business people are working on 2010 business plans. If you haven’t started planning, get started now by checking your front end alignment. Do this simple exercise, and respond to the following questions:

  1. What is the purpose of my business (values)? Is it the same purpose I had when I started the business? If not, when and why did it change?
  2. What business principles (beliefs) do I hold that led me to my business purpose? (Spend some serious time with this. Be very honest with yourself).
  3. Think about how you conduct your business (actions/behaviors). What are you actually doing that communicates to your customers what you value and believe in?

Write these responses down. Having to write them helps you think more clearly and completely. Writing them objectifies them—gets them out of the vague thought stream in your head and transforms them into valid “data points” you can assess and make rational decisions around.

Once written, look for inconsistencies. If any one of the elements is not aligned with the other two, you’re off course. Even if you’re turning a profit, misalignment takes a toll on you. And the more you wear down—just like your tires—you eventually break down.

So begin your 2010 planning by checking and correcting your basic alignment. When your business values, beliefs, and actions connect,  you can better steer in the direction you know you want to go in.

Want some help with this process?  Schedule a free Business Alignment coaching session

Daily LaParable, December 28, 2009

Word of the Day

MERETRICIOUS

Definition: gaudy, falsely attractive

Example: Her MERETRICIOUS make-up was a futile attempt to conceal her wrinkles and liver spots.

Synonyms: brassy, garish

This Day in History

December 28, 1945    The U.S. Congress officially recognized the “Pledge of Allegiance.”

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

Daily LaParable

Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain.

An occasional glance towards the summit keeps the goal in mind,

but many beautiful scenes are to be observed from each new vantage point.

– Harold B. Melchart

Daily LaParable, December 24, 2009

Word of the Day

CATACLYSMIC

Definition: disastrous

Example: The collapse of the building, which resulted in over one thousand deaths, was truly a CATACLYSMIC event.

Synonyms: destructive, calamitous

This Day in History

December 24, 1818   Franz Gruber of Oberndorf, Germany composed the music for “Silent Night” to words written by Josef Mohr.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

Daily LaParable

If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.

– Anna Quindlen

Daily LaParable, December 23, 2009

Word of the Day

BELEAGUER

Definition: to harass; plague

Example: The employee filed a harassment suit against her boss after he BELEAGUERED her for several months.

Synonyms: besiege, badger

This Day in History

December 23, 1823   The poem “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement C. Moore (” ‘Twas the night before Christmas…”) was published.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

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Daily LaParable

It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret.

– Jackie Joyner-Kersee

Daily LaParable, December 22, 2009

Word of the Day

veracity

DEFINITION: devotion to the truth; conformity with truth or fact

EXAMPLE: English poet Thomas Gray wrote, “Any fool may write a most valuable book by chance, if he will only tell us what he heard and saw with veracity.”

SYNONYM: truthfulness; accuracy

This Day in History

December 22, 1722    Construction of the first schoolhouse west of the Allegheny Mountains was started in Schoenbrunn, Ohio, by Moravian missionaries.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

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Daily LaParable

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.

– Charles Du Bos

Daily LaParable, December 21, 2009

Word of the Day

DEFERENCE

Definition: respect, courtesy

Example: The respectful young law clerk treated the Supreme Court justice with the utmost DEFERENCE.

Synonyms: honor, reverence

This Day in History

December 21, 1620  The “Mayflower,” and its passengers, pilgrims from England, landed at Plymouth Rock, MA.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

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Daily LaParable

If you are doing your best, you will not have time to worry about failure.

– Robert Hillyer

Daily LaParable, December 18, 2009

Word of the Day

PLAINTIVE

Definition: expressing sorrow

Example: She was very PLAINTIVE in her expressions of condolence.

Synonyms: mournful, doleful

This Day in History

December 18, 1865    Slavery was abolished in the United States with the 13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution being ratified.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

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Daily LaParable

An association of men who will not quarrel with one another is a thing which has never yet existed,

from the greatest confederacy of nations down to a town meeting or a vestry.

– Thomas Jefferson