Archive for July, 2009

Daily LaParable, July 31, 2009

Word of the Day

jackleg

DEFINITION: lack of professional standards;  lacking skill or training

EXAMPLE: “Ted Dawson was a pretty good jackleg carpenter.” (Stephen King, It)

SYNONYM: makeshift; amateur

This Day in History

July 31, 1790          The first U.S. patent was issued to Samuel Hopkins of Vermont for a process of making fertilizer.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

Just Visiting

The tall, handsome, confident gentleman walked over to the girl and made a disparaging remark about the men who had been chatting her up.

She laughed gaily, “When I don’t want a man’s attentions,” she confided, “and he asks where I live, I just say, ‘I’m visiting here’.”

“Ha-ha,” he laughed, relishing her humor. “Where do you really live?”

“I’m just visiting here.”

Daily LaParable

Cherish what you have and struggle for better.

–Greek proverb

Weekly Question, July 27, 2009

If you are in sales, what is the one client/customer objection or concern you least want to hear?

Daily LaParable, July 29, 2009

Word of the Day

INIMICAL

Definition: hostile, unfriendly

Example: Even though a cease-fire had been in place for months, the two sides were still INIMICAL to each other.

Synonyms: cross, antagonistic

This Day in History

July 29, 1914         The first transcontinental telephone service was inaugurated when two people held a conversation between New York, NY, and San Francisco, CA.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

Government Farm Visit

cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer; “I need to inspect your farm.”

The old farmer said, “You better not go in that field.”

The Agriculture representative said in a “wise” tone, “I have the authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card, I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land.”

So the old farmer went about his farm chores.

Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture man running for the fence; close behind was the farmer’s prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets, and the bull was gaining at every step.

“Help,” the rep shouted to the farmer, “what should I do?” he screamed helplessly.

The old farmer, hooking his thumbs in his overalls, called out: “Show him your card!”

Daily LaParable

Our love of what is beautiful does not lead to extravagance;

our love of the things of the mind does not make us soft.

–Pericles

Daily LaParable, July 28, 2009

Word of the Day

ANALOGOUS

Definition: similar or alike in some way; equivalent to

Example: In a famous argument for the existence of God, the universe is ANALOGOUS to a mechanical watch, the creation of a divinely intelligent “clockmaker.”

Synonyms: comparable, parallel

This Day in History

July 28, 1868          The Fourteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was declared in effect. The amendment guaranteed due process of law.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

Back to School

After raising 4 kids, and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the degree I had started, but never finished. And so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and more than a little nervous, I took a front row seat in my first class in over 40 years, a literature course.

The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books over the course of the semester, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose.

He ambled over to the lectern, took out his class book, and began “Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook…”

I was working feverishly to get down all the names, when I felt a tap on my shoulder.

The student behind me whispered, “Slow down! He’s just taking attendance!”

Daily LaParable

You can shear a sheep many times but you can skin him only once.

– Vermont Proverb

Coach Up! Speaks Up, July 27, 2009

Small business models: Where do you fit in?

In a recent “Sources of Insight blog article,” Stephen L. Nelson, author of QuickBooks for Dummies,” analyzed five small business success formulas. While the article is aimed at readers who might be considering starting a small business, the model descriptions can be helpful for current small business owners looking to plot strategy for the next period of time.

The five success models identified by Nelson are

  • Model # 1“It’s Almost Just a Job” Businesses
  • Model # 2: “All Leveraged Up” Businesses
  • Model # 3: “Early Bird” Businesses
  • Model # 4: “External Solution” Businesses
  • Model # 5: “Secret Sauce” Businesses

In this week’s Speak Up, we’ll look at the first three.

It’s almost just a Job

This model is essentially a transformation of a corporate career into a private practice or consultancy. Were you a corporate accountant, IT specialist, trainer, business analyst, marketing specialist, who left the corporate arena for whatever reason and began offering your services “on your own”? Then you are basically running your old job as a standalone business. Nelson says about half the small businesses he works with are of this type.

The revenue basis for this model is “fee-for-time”– charging a fee for time spent delivering services.  The advantages of this model are that it is relatively low risk: you are familiar with the work; you know the target market; start-up costs are minimal; overhead can be low; and as long as you can engage enough clients/customers, you have a reasonable chance to “replace” your former corporate salary. Downside factors include minimal ancillary support (you have to assemble an office infra-structure and provide all the support work yourself, at least initially).

Nelson finds that this model works out fairly well for the owner. Sell enough hours of service consistently, and you are in business—literally. Relative to other small business models and even corporate careers, the almost a job business is fairly low risk. Oh, you may work really hard building an initial profitable customer base, and customers will come and go. But you won’t show up some Friday and find that you lost all your customers (as could happen with your corporate career).

All leveraged up

Being all leveraged up means owning a small business that requires many expensive fixed assets. Capital equipment; real estate; heavy start-up franchise fees; business purchase price. All these require financial resources, which generally means borrowing money. Hence, the business owner is leveraged.

Nelson cites some statistics from Bizcomps database showing that on average a small business can produce profits at roughly 40% of the business’s value. Now, if the small business owner borrows at 10% and the business can produce at 40%, then the business is 30% to the good (gross profit on the borrowed money).

The main caveat to this model is the potential for a bad year. The leverage against the business owner is fairly constant, whereas the leverage in the owner’s favor (that gross profit number) is variable. So one bad year out of five can substantially eat up the results of the good years. We have seen this in the last two years with some major financial institutions. So the lever gives and the lever can take away.

The Early Bird Businesses catches  . . .  something
The classic entrepreneur story is about the visionary who gets out in front of the competition with a new idea and executes on it. Henry Ford’s assembly line; Preston Tucker’s car of the future now; Steven Jobs’ Apple user-friendly interface; Ted Turner’s 24-hour news channel; Amazon.

Two of the examples above became enormously successful: Ford and Turner. One started out on fire and came back to reality: Apple (arguably). One flopped. Tucker was a true innovator and aggressive marketer, but fell to the forces of the marketplace moguls, who outmuscled him legally and financially..

Therein  lies the weakness in the “early bird” model strategy.  It is risky for a number of reasons.

  • The entrepreneur’s idea may be so in front of the market, that the market is not compelled to buy  the benefits of the idea (sub-compact cars from Japan prior to the gas crisis of the 70s)
  • Poor execution on an idea for which all the other stars are aligned (Jobs and Wozniak chose not to concentrate on the business market with the original Apples allowing late entry IBM to steal the personal computer market)
  • The competitive arena may be too crowded for the small business owner to be successful long-term against larger operators (restaurants).

Innovative products and ideas may stir excitement but the excitement doesn’t always translate into sufficient sales. Think of 8-track players, Beta recorders, and the latest ab exerciser infomercial.

Does your small business fall into one of these first three models? If so, does it feel right model for your work-style and temperament? Upon some personal analysis and reflection, is the model you’re following giving you the greatest opportunity for growth? These are good questions. You and your coach should delve into them.

We will cover the final two models, External Solution and Secret Sauce next week.

If you would like to talk to Coach Up about your small business positioning, contact us at coach1@coach1up.com.

Daily LaParable, July 27, 2009

Word of the Day

IMPERVIOUS

Definition: impossible to penetrate; incapable of being affected

Example: A good raincoat will be IMPERVIOUS to moisture.

Synonyms: immune, unsusceptible

This Day in History

July 27, 1940          Bugs Bunny made his official debut in the Warner Bros. animated cartoon, “A Wild Hare.”

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

French Dream

A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class.

To encourage him, his teacher said, “You’ll know you’re really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French.”

The boy ran into class all excited one day, saying, “Teacher, teacher! I had a dream last night and everyone was talking in French!”

“Great!” said the teacher; “what were they saying?”

“I don’t know,” the boy replied; “I couldn’t understand them.”

Daily LaParable

I don’t like work… but I like what is in work — the chance to find yourself.

Your own reality — for yourself, not for others — which no other man can ever know.

– Joseph Conrad

Daily LaParable, July 24, 2009

Word of the Day

ERUDITE

Definition: learned, scholarly, bookish

Example: The annual meeting of philosophy professors was a gathering of the most ERUDITE, well-published individuals in the field.

Synonyms: enlightened, knowledgeable

This Day in History

July 24, 1974         The U.S. Supreme Court unanimously ruled that President Nixon had to turn over White House tape recordings to the Watergate special prosecutor.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

Paper Eater

A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, “I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning.”

After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher and said, “Pastor, if that dog of yours has any pups, I want to get one to give to my minister.”

Daily LaParable

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

–Newt Heilscher

Daily LaParable, July 23 2009

Word of the Day

MALODOROUS

Definition: foul-smelling

Example: The room was MALODOROUS, so they opened the windows in the hope the breeze would blow the scent away.

Synonyms: fetid, mephitic

This Day in History

July 23, 2000          Lance Armstrong won his second Tour de France.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

Playing with the Grandkids

Every Saturday morning Grandpa Walt found himself babysitting his three grandchildren… …all boys. The kids always wanted to play “war,” and Grandpa somehow always got coaxed into the game.

His daughter came to pick up the kids early one Saturday and witnessed Grandpa take a fake shot as Jason pointed a toy gun and yelled, “Bang!”

Grandpa slumped to the floor and stayed there motionless. The daughter rushed over to see if he was all right.

Grandpa opened one eye and whispered, “Sh-h-h, I always do this. It’s the only chance I get to rest.”

Daily LaParable

It takes just three times as long to tell a lie, on any subject, as it does to tell the truth.

– Josh Billings

Daily LaParable, July 22, 2009

Word of the Day

FALLACIOUS

Definition: wrong; unsound; illogical

Example: The plaintiff’s charges were based on FALLACIOUS reasoning, and were quickly dropped.

Synonyms: erroneous, sophistic

This Day in History

July 22, 1926 Babe Ruth caught a baseball at Mitchell Field in New York. The ball had been dropped from an airplane flying at 250 feet.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, “What kinds of ice cream do you have?”

“Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry,” the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.

“Do you have laryngitis?” the young man asked sympathetically.

“Nope,” she whispered, “just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.”

Daily LaParable

Jumping at the first opportunity seldom leads to a happy landing.

Daily LaParable, July 21, 2009

Word of the Day

PAEAN

Definition: song of praise or thanksgiving

Example: The passengers recited a PAEAN after surviving the plane crash.

Synonyms: encomium, panegyric

This Day in History

July 21, 1861          The first major battle of the U.S. Civil War began. It was the Battle of Bull Run at Manassas Junction, VA. The Confederates won the battle.

Daily Chuckle (maybe)

Employment History

To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia game with the passengers. They asked us to guess the total number of years the three of them had worked for the airlines.

After an attendant collected our estimates, we heard the announcement: “The correct answer is 26 years. For the two people who came closest with 28 years, we have prizes. And for the passenger in seat 12F who guessed 85 years, would you please step off the plane once we are airborne.”

Daily LaParable

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.

– Francis Bacon